we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
“I like this torch. It is a very nice torch.”
"Torches are cool."
torches are cool
"It’s like a mini Torchwood"
i remember thinking “matt it’s fucking fire please don’t drop it “
Stag night with nerdy Sherlock.
James Fallon teaches you fire safety.
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
*looks up from somewhere on the coordinate plane* *whispers* what’s the point
ellen degeneres can host my funeral
this is what a good hitler joke looks like
best part of 2013
worst part of 2013
Andrew Scott for «Topman» (2014)