So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”
This is the best possible solution.
I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.
- Mark Twain
This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.
THE BEST SCENE IN THE SHOW
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.
You can actually see the moment his soul is crushed
THe boy who lived decides to experience majestical flying fish
the holy trinity
Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.
when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything
Babies are dicks
zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him
during high school musical 2
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein